Thursday, August 04, 2005

Two Haiku For a Co-Worker

youth, sadly, is gone
oh, how sad a thing that is
uniquely morose

addict to smugness
selfishly thinking you're right
so sorry, you're not

Sorry, those suck. I'm not good at haiku under "first letter of first line already determined" pressure.

On the list of things I'm sad to leave behind, you are not there.

I can do this without getting dooced mainly because I'm leaving anyway, and everyone else hates you too. Do everyone else a favor and retire.

1 comment:

Tom said...

yeah, and shit. But at least he held the door for you on the way back in after lunch.