More Found Art

Because I've never met a blog idea I didn't want to steal, here's my free verse comprised entirely of subject lines from my Bulk Mail folder:

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If you think this is silly, this post saved you all from a "How to Vomit At Work" post. So count yourselves lucky. (Then again, considering where some of you used to work, you may already know all about vomiting at work. It's hard to be a teacher without students who need you.)