
This morning, my thought upon waking to the alarm was, "Oh my god, how is the baby making that noise!?!"
Now, she makes some funny noises, but if she ever makes one like this alarm clock, I'm calling the doctor.
Welcome to my little exercise in circumlocution.
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And if the alarm clock spits up, call an exorcist.
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