Search Terms

Here is how people have recently come across my goofy lil' blog here:

honda odyssey (Google)

I doubt my entry about buying our new car was much help to this poor soul.

kate and doug fanfiction the cutting edge (Yahoo)

Hmmmm. I am #1 for this query on Yahoo.com! I did not do this by design. For those of you tricked into coming out to my jacked-up site looking for Kate and Doug goodness (did they win that gold medal, or not?) I suggest fanfiction.net for all your fanon needs.

lyrics from the movie "The Cutting Edge 2" (Yahoo)

Wow. Just. Wow. I hope this wasn't a person who thought The Cutting Edge 2 was really bitchin'. I hope there are no people who thought The Cutting Edge 2 was really bitchin'.

piano recital practice (Google)

I can't even remember what entry would have brought someone to my joint with those search terms. Maybe me bitching about my senior recital back in college?

"david tennant" (Google)
"eccleston" (Google)

Dueling Doctors. My Doctor Who entry was up for less than 24 hours before three or four people came by via Google and those two actors's names. How many pages do you have to drill down on Google to get to my goofy DW entry?

wii (Google)

Sort of ditto for this. With all the stuff being written about the Wii, I don't have the patience to go find out how far down in the results I am.

"lite-brite lamp" (Google)

Boy, that is a cool lamp. I'm glad someone was looking for it.

"lowell the hammer stanley" (MSN)

Heh. I wonder if that person was looking for a lawyer to hammer, hammer, hammer, until they got what was coming to them?

"murlock rpg" guide (Google)

Not just the Murlock RPG. A guide for it. Heavens. Who wants to be a Murlock?

It just occurred to me that I've doubled the chances that other people will reach this space when using these search terms. That's why I've removed all the porny search terms from this list so I don't continue to disappoint people who are looking for people who don't just suck at geography, if you get my meaning.

You should be ashamed of yourselves. (ha)