Tuesday, November 07, 2006

How To:

How To Tell You Have a Baby:

You find popcorn, popped, in the microwave at the end of the day, long forgotten.

How To Tell You Are Sick and Have a Baby:

You don't remember if you put it in there yesterday or today.

How To Tell You Are Overtired, Sick, and Have a Baby:

You eat it.

No comments: